Overheard

This one still has me laughing. I overheard my athiest friend at work say, ".... yeah it totally knocked me on my *%$& and I dreamt that God was sitting on my chest and he wouldn't get off me!!"
Some of the stuff I overhear just makes me laugh so hard - it's so random!!!
Oh and here's the other one I heard today, "Your hair is such a dull color of brown. What happened?"
I could go on and on..... just laughing my tail off......I think I should just go to bed though.