Funny two year old

James is talking so much. So much of what he says sounds like swear words though, which gets really embarrassing, especially when the Elders come over! "No no! He said SIT he said SIT!" "No! that was FINGER! (as opposed to the derogatory racial slur it sounded like he said)" He loves gold fish crackers and he tries to say "Fishes" but the "f" becomes a "b" and the "sh" becomes a "ch" "I LOVE bishes Mommy!" (You can imagine what THAT sounds like!) tonight he had his pacifier (yes, we are trying to break him of it and it's going very slowly so don't give me any grief) and all of a sudden he yells "Passy CRAP!!!" and threw it across the room. I have no idea where he learned that. Seriously.